Monday, December 10, 2007

Indulgences are back!

We are so sure of what we have to offer that we pair all of our reservations with a 100% money back guarantee. Perhaps you are plagued by those malevolent evils of the underworld and cannot make your journey to Heaven successfully. No worries. Reserve a Spot In Heaven understands that things happen and is willing to give you your money back if you experience any difficulties making it. There is no need to worry though. Consider this fact:

Less than 0.000001% of our travelers have had problems making it to Heaven through this unique, exclusive program.

Reserve your spot with confidence.

Unbelievable. Read the whole blasphemous package here.


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