Monday, April 06, 2009
Paging Chief Wiggum
So, I went to the local constabulary to report that someone's been messing with my tires. Here's how it went:
Me: I want to report that someone's been messing around with my tires.
Lethbridge's Finest: What? H'uh? What are you talking about?
Me: Someone's been loosening, and in some cases, removing the bolts that keep my tires on.
LF: On your car?
LF: Do you know who did it?